careerThis is a real story, and itās not only about Google. Iām getting emails from recruiters at Amazon, Facebook, and smaller Silicon Valley startups. They find me somehow, most likely through this blog, my books, or my GitHub account. They always start with āWeāre so impressed by your profileā and finish with āLetās schedule an interview.ā I always reply with the same text, and they always disappear, only to come back in a few months under a different name. Let me explain my reasons; maybe you will do the same and we can change this situation in the industry.
Disclaimer: I do realize that these are multi-billion-dollar companies, the best in the industry, and Iām nothing compared to them. I do realize that their recruiters donāt care about my answersāthey simply click ādeleteā and move on. I also realize that they will never see this post, and this article probably wonāt change anything. However, I have to write it.
This is what Iām sending back to them:
Thanks for your email. Iām very interested indeed. I have nothing against an interview. However, there is one condition: I have to be interviewed by the person I will be working for. By my future direct manager.
The recruiter who gets this reply never gets back to me.
Why do I send this?
Well, because I learned my lesson two years ago, when Amazon tried to recruit me. I got an email from the company that said they were so impressed by my profile and couldnāt wait to start working with me. They needed me, nobody else. I was naive, and the message did flatter me.
We scheduled an interview in the head office in Seattle. They paid for my ticket to fly there (from San Francisco) and a night in a 5-star hotel. I was impressed. They definitely were interested. So was I.
What happened at the interview was, most probably, very close to what Max Howell experienced with Google: some programmers who didnāt know a thing about my profile asked me to invent some algorithms on a white board for almost four hours. Did I manage? I donāt think so. Did they make me an offer? No.
What did I learn?
That it was a waste of time. For both sides.
Their bureaucratic machine is designed to process hundreds of candidates a month. In order to fish and attract them, there is an army of monkeys recruiters sending warm emails to people like me. They have to screen candidates somehow, and they are too lazy to make this process effective and creative. They just send them through random programmers who are supposed to ask as complex questions as possible.
Iām not saying that people who pass their tests are not good programmers. Iām also not saying that Iām a good programmerāletās face it, I didnāt pass the test. I do believe this filtering system is rather good. My point is that it contradicts the original email I got from the recruiter.
If she would have started her email with āWeāre looking for an algorithm expert,ā we would never have gotten any further and would not have wasted our time. Clearly, Iām not an expert in algorithms. There is no point in giving me binary-tree-traversing questions; I donāt know those answers and will never be interested in learning them. Iām trying to be an expert in something else, like object-oriented design, for example.
There was a clear mismatch between my profile and the expectations of the interviewers. I donāt blame them, and I donāt blame her. They all were just slaves employees. I blame myself for not setting this all straight at the very beginning.
I should have told her that I didnāt want to be interviewed by some programmers, because I would most certainly fail. There was no need to try. I wanted to be interviewed by the person who really needed me: my future boss. That person will understand my profile and wonāt ask pointless questions about algorithms, simply because he or she will know what my duties will be and what kind of problems I will be capable of solving, if they hired me.
Unfortunately, as I keep observing from two years of bouncing such emails back to recruiters, they canāt change anything. They have to provide formal and standard screening for everybody, beginning with those same warm and flattering initial promises.
Iām sorry, recruiters, no more standard interviews for me.
What would be your first question if Google recruiter approaches you with a job interview offer?
— Yegor Bugayenko (@yegor256) November 8, 2020
