This is what some of my readers think about me. The list is sorted by my personal preference, the most interesting comments are at the top.
"You're a self opinionated asshole and I hope you suffocate under the weight of your giant ego, you clueless asshole."—anonymous (by email)
"Yegor you are a professional name-dropper, a talker, not a doer, so please stop pretending your own dumb mantras, certs, "methodologies" like "puzzle-driven-development" (seriously?) mean jack-shit because you SUCK and are constipated with your own opinions. You are the epitome of what Dijkstra (a doer, unlike you) said was wrong with software development so go fuck yourself. I understand that you have to promote your business but goddamn you would probably choke any programmer who worked under you by dictating what angle they held a bloody pencil at you dip. Please stop"—anonymous (by email)
"You are great at writing code that is painful to understand, use and explain."—Ross W.
"That may be the most stupid use of object orientation I have ever seen"—Tor D.
"... insightless nonsense"—
"I have still a good opinion of you but some posts are just holy crap"—Siv N.
"A great intellectual masturbator of concepts that never gets his hands really dirty; in other words a misleader. Go back to your bedroom and play with your dick."—Martin L.
"If I would be the one to decide what is irresponsible coding you would be imprisoned for a lifetime by me."—David R.
"You're a smug, pontificating prick."—anonymous
"You are a moron that probably does not work in any real application ever, and I hope you won't"—Peter V.
"Are you an idiot?"—Asshat
"Probably the biggest pile of stinky cow shit I have ever read"—
"You're a sociopath."—Odain
"I quickly lost interest in your blog because you clearly are a dick."—Philippe
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